Get roasted. Get hired.
ResumeRoast turns your resume or LinkedIn into brutally funny, painfully accurate feedback. You get the meme-worthy roast up front and the genuinely useful fixes right underneath.
Upload or paste
Resume PDF or LinkedIn URL.
Laugh, then learn
Entertainment on top, useful edits below.
Share if you dare
Built for screenshots and friend roasts.
Your resume reads like a group project where nobody knew who was in charge.
Strong intent. Weak proof. Lots of buzzwords doing cardio.
Half the bullets say you were "responsible for" things. So was gravity.
Fixes underneath
Serious mode
Upgrade for a cleaner rewrite after the roast lands.
The promise
No fake recruiter-speak. No sterile AI fluff. Just sharp feedback that tells you what is weak, why it misses, and how to fix it fast.
What to expect
New product honesty, not fake social proof.
Useful under the punchlines
Every roast is designed to entertain first and still leave you with clear, specific next steps you can act on immediately.
Fast enough for impulse use
The experience is built for low-friction curiosity: upload, react, improve, and optionally send it to a friend in minutes.
Respectful with a sharp edge
The tone is bold, but the goal is progress. ResumeRoast goes after weak positioning and vague writing, not you as a person.
How it works
One dominant experience, backed by practical tools.
ResumeRoast is not a generic career assistant. It is a shareable feedback loop: emotional hook first, real improvement second.
The roast lands hard — then tells you exactly what to fix.
ResumeRoast reads your resume like the meanest hiring manager on the internet, calls out weak bullets, empty buzzwords, and credibility-killing fluff, then translates the damage into sharper wording and better positioning.
Instant roast, then real repair
Upload a resume or drop a LinkedIn URL and get savage, meme-worthy feedback followed by concrete edits you can actually use.
Built for sharing
The funniest lines are screenshot-ready, so your roast can become content instead of another boring career tool result.
Specific enough to improve outcomes
Beyond the jokes, ResumeRoast points out weak bullets, vague claims, missing proof, and positioning issues recruiters notice fast.
Private by default
Your document is for feedback, not public posting. Share only if you want to turn the pain into content.
Output style
Savage enough to screenshot.
Built for the culture of shareable AI reactions, not another bland wall of advice.
Serious mode
Upgrade to a cleaner rewrite.
When the joke is over, paid plans help turn the criticism into stronger, job-search-ready copy.
Pricing
Start with chaos. Pay for clarity.
The free experience is enough to get roasted and share it. Upgrade when you want deeper feedback and a more polished rewrite.
Free Roast
For curious job seekers and doomscrollers.
$0
- 1 instant resume or LinkedIn roast
- Funny top-line callouts
- High-level improvement notes
- Shareable output
Rewrite Mode
For people who want the joke and the fix.
$12
per roast
- Everything in Free Roast
- Line-by-line critique
- Stronger bullet rewrites
- Clear positioning suggestions
- Professional tone pass after the roast
Creator / Coach
For recruiters, coaches, and audience-driven sharing.
$39
per month
- Multiple roasts each month
- Priority generation
- Easy share flows for lead magnets
- Roast a friend or client workflows
Questions
The obvious concerns, answered.
Final call
Your resume can take the joke.
Run it through ResumeRoast, get the laugh, keep the lessons, and leave with sharper copy than you started with.
Brutal honesty, productive outcome.
ResumeRoast is for job seekers who are tired of polite, forgettable advice and want feedback they will actually pay attention to.